Hello and welcome! – You just landed on J’s ultimate guide to who are the most hated, despised and boring people and things on this planet; A comprehensive shitlist, a chart of the who-is-who and what-is what in the realm of obnoxiousness and embarrassment. This shitlist of hideously annoying, utterly disturbing, disgraceful, repugnant and simply nauseating people and things will be updated regularly and you are allowed to make comments if you wish or even suggest people or things to us, that you’d like to be put on that list. And it doesn’t stop here with just the ‘rich and famous’ – denounce your own family members if you want – come on, get it off your chest, don’t bottle it up! And last but not least – there never will be a ‘I bloody love you!’ web-site; We promise!
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RMT – the National Union of Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers – is taking industrial action! Bob Crow’s union intends to disrupt the travel plans of 3 million Londoners, commuters and visitors with a 48-hour tube strike, bringing the network to a complete standstill from tonight. England football fans hoping to watch the World Cup qualifier against Andorra could be shut out of Wembley because of the strike, which is nice! – Take it out on your customers! Bob Crow, the RMT general secretary, who sounds very much like David Brent from the Office, is a constant reminder of the bad old days from the 1970s when narcissistic union bigheads could incapacitate a nation and cause misery for millions.
For those who are not familier with Sir Fred Goodwin – he is the former boss of Royal Bank of Scotland, who is 50, and is now enjoying his £700,000 annual pension. Well he was the boss of a bank you would argue, and he deservse a little bit of pocket money in his retirement! But he is also the guy who is responsible for the biggest loss in UK corporate history. Which is pretty bad. RBS’s future now hangs on the Government’s insurance scheme for banks’ toxic assets. Instead of being punished, I would suggest taring and feathering, he now gets send off with nice big fat pension – he must be laughing himself stupid – and there is not a lot the government can do about; Well done Sir! Seems like in the banking world you do get rewarded for fucking-up.
They are just plain ugly! They turn your feet into un-shapely huge blobs! And they are made in Australia! Originally designed for farmers wanting to keep their feet warm. - Let’s keep it this way! BTW: Leonardo DiCaprio wears them! ahhh
Somebody please – please pull the plug on this crappy, disgustingly disfunct Microsoft product, causing misery and frustration since 2001! How come this is still the most popular internet browser on the planet? What’s wrong with this world? Come on guys, this piece of shit – pardon my french – has been plaguing the world for long enough! From CSS and Javascript issues to incompatibility with pngs – this product was a failure right from the beginning – like with so many other Microsoft products they tried to establish their own standards and failed! Be advangerous, there are so many other products out there that do work – try something new! Just because it came pre-installed on your computer doesn’t mean that you are stuck with it until the rest of your days! And you don’t even have to upgrade to Internet Explorer 7 either!! Quite contrary! What about 
This is an open letter to all those bloody looser spammers out there!! I hate you with all my guts! You disgust me! Although you bloody emails have the subject line “PLEASE I NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY.”, “Urgent Reply Needed.” or even more refined “From Mr.Isu Kafando(Urgent)” – there is abso-bloody-lutely nothing urgent about your emails. And NO – I’m not stupid, I don’t believe that your are going to transfer me a huge amount of dosh for nothing, neither do I believe that you are the bank manager of of the BOA Bank in Burkina faso, “the regional manager Bank of Africa I got your contact when i was searching for an overseas partner”, nor do I believe that you want me “to stand as the next of kin to my late Descease customer whose account is presently dormant”; Hey I just don’t think that it is such a good idea to send you my personal and bank details. And no I don’t want to send you a couple of thou to make it possible for you to get to the fortune of the late deceased – No offense – BUT DO ME ONE FAVOUR AND STOP EMAILING ME!!!! I’m not a schmuck! And believe you me – I don’t want your spammer comments here either – Bank Manager or not!
Ingredience: Take 10 ounces of bad weather, 1 extra large horribly dry turkey, a pinch of smelly stuffing, one frantic afternoon’s last-minute shopping. Mix that together with cheap wine, plenty of beer, relatives you can’t stand and trifle/Christmas pudding/mince pies for a couple of days – boiled at a hundred degrees indoors – don’t forget to sprinkle with the obvious boredom, board-games and bad jokes – I am sure you will be rewarded with severe constipation/diarrhea mentally and physically! Hence It comes to no surprise that most people commit suicide during the festive season. Who came up with all that crap? I’m off! Sod that – I can’t think of anything worse; Stop this rubbish!! Argghhhh
You have to give it to them – they are daring, cheeky, courageous, brave, fearless, stout-hearted – to mess with a man’s/woman’s automobile in bright daylight. They risk to be attacked, abused or perhaps even injured by enraged drivers who are not willing to pay a fine under any circumstances! Then again if you look at them – and I’ve seen quite a few – they all seem to be enjoying it!! They grin, smirk, keep mocking us – showing no mercy what-so-ever! They think they are the prolonged arm of the law – superheros of the parking by-law legislation! But I think it’s their crappy revenge for not being able to get a proper job – stupid idiots! Let’s get rid of them once and for all! That would wipe the grin out of their face – that’s for sure!
You are trying to get to a very important meeting in the morning – pacing down the road trying to avoid the pedestrians in front of you as well as the walkers rushing the opposite direction! Until you get one of those bloody “slow-walkers” or even worse a bunch of “slow-walkers” in front of you. Are those douche-bags completely unaware what is going around them? Can’t they move out of the way? Do they have stop exactly at a spot where it is impossible to overtake them? Please somebody introduce fast-walking lanes on pavements – I have got a life to get on with!
Britain is facing “arguably the worst” economic downturn in 60 years which will be “more profound and long-lasting” than people had expected, Alistair Darling, tells the Guardian in an 
Hang on guys – what does one know about Iceland apart from the obvious facts: That it is a land of farmers and fishermen. That they borrowed too much because of greed. That they have huge household debts amounting to 213% of the disposable income. That the country’s banking system collapsed under pressure from the credit crunch after borrowing a massive amount of $180 billion in 2007. That the Icelandic economy is worth only $18.6 billion. That that isn’t going to work out! So now nobody knows what’s going to happen with those saving accounts from the UK savers who banked with Landsbanki and Kaupthing!!! Stick to your bloody fishing-boats you Icelandic Cxxts!
I have noticed recently – I hope you did too, that ebay not only charges you a lot of different fees for all sort of things, it now also makes you sign up with paypal as well – looks like it is compulsory. So I don’t know if those paypal tossers pay ebay for that – or perhaps ebay owns shares in paypal – either way – these are proper rip-off merchants and now you get fucked over twice. On top of that they seem to be getting increasingly paranoid about people selling counterfeit products – meaning they have spies online, who spy on your listings and tell ebay about it. HEY THEY SPY ON YOU TOO!!. It goes even that far if you i.e. want to sell a shopping bag from one of those famous fashion brands – I don’t even dare to say who – you get accused of encouraging others to sell counterfeit products and your listing gets taking off. Encouraging somebody to a criminal activity by selling an authentic shopping bag? How is this possible?? So aren’t the brand owners who give you the shooping bag in the first place guilty as well – hey they started it! Or aren’t we all innocent until proven guilty?? – Time to look for an ebay alternative!
Isn’t it true that those games were invented to bring together people from different nations - to compete in a friendly manner?? Not so – it’s all about which brand get’s the most exposure, has got the most viewers and ultimately sells the most products! – Hey, who can remember which team won the woman’s soccer at the olympic games 2008? – nobody! – right, nobody! And nobody cares about human rights abuse in China anymore either! Just show us another rowing event while we are enjoying our nice pint of lager! Great!
If you live in England for a while, there is one thing you will notice: People in Track Suits everywhere! In the supermarket, at the train station, in the pub – you name it! Why on earth are those guys wearing them at all times. They are not going to the gym the way the look! No – They probably sleep in them – get up in the morning – don’t bother with personal hygiene, which gives them the advantage to be up and ready in no time. Elastic straps are also good for holding up huge beer-guts. Even more annoying are those with huge writings at the bottom! Something like “Cool Chick”, “Babe” or “You Wish” looks particularly unattractive. Disgusting!
The new England football manager – who can’t or don’t want to speak english. How does the FA (The Football Association) source those loosers. There has been this constant stream of complete and utter incompetent football managers, who were managing the England team the last few years. How does one justify to pay them millions in return for nothing. Apparenlty over £4.8m plus an additional bonus in case of World Cup victory (dream on). Interesting is also the fact that his staff is now exclusively composed of Italians. The mind boggles!
A car that looks like it has been designed by Homer Simpson – just aweful – What have they been thinking??