Archive for October, 2006

Abba

Saturday, October 28th, 2006

They are more embarrassing then your parents dancing to 70s music. And it’s probably that sort of music to get them dancing in the first place! Oh No! Look at their smug little faces, wearing their snazzy little cardigans. I thought they were extremely uncool when I was a kid – and well how should I put it – they still are! No change there! But hey – you have to give it to them: After ABBA the movie, Mamma Mia the musical and the record-beating, block-busting Mamma Mia 2008 cinema success – they really know how to milk a cow! Chummy bastards. Just hate them; I just made a mental note to hate Pierce Brosnan as well – he was in the movie – he must be getting old!

rating: ★★★★★

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Celine Dion

Saturday, October 28th, 2006

I just can’t stand her music – it’s awful, dreadful, abysmal, appallingly chessy, earpiercing rubbish. It’s so bad it should be banned! God only knows, who buys her records! Let’s boycott her!

rating: ★★★★★★

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Cliff Richard

Friday, October 27th, 2006

This born-again christian with the worst dress-sense ever is the all-time most successful pop-musician in the UK. Who would have believed that. However Sir Cliff Richard has decided not to release any albums anymore since Chris Evans announced in 1998 not to play any of the singer’s records on his breakfast show, an idea many other broadcasters took up! Oh No – what a shame! And believe it or not – he still is the most hated man on this very web-site! And as Del Boy Trotter from Only Fools and Horses says: “He has got one of them faces you just want to slap!!!”

rating: ☆☆☆☆☆

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Alex Rodriguez

Friday, October 27th, 2006

A-Rod – another fine classic example of an overpaid under-achiever. This New York Yankee striker never strikes when he is under pressure! No chance!

rating: ★★★★½

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Donald Trump

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Arrogant asshole with a comb-over who has been bankrupt twice! You’re so fired!

Rhyming Slang:  Donald  [Donald Trump / Dump] as in “I’m going for a Donald – won’t be back for a while!”

rating: ★★★★★

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France

Friday, October 27th, 2006

France would be really a nice country if it wouldn’t be for the French. I don’t really know where to begin – there are so many things that are wrong with France; But it’s mainly their attitude that annoys me the most, which might be sort of a complex caused by fact that Napoleon did get his ass kicked a couple of times. Mon Dieux! Check out the weblinks there are tons of web-sites out there explaining why France sucks! We are not alone! Hold on – I almost forgot – contrary to the common believe they are lousy lovers and the women got hairy armpits! Nice!

rating: ★★★★★

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Switzerland

Friday, October 27th, 2006

If there is one country we could do without – it has to be Switzerland! A country of self-righteous, racist, boring, cheese-munching, alp-horn blowing, yodeling inbreeds, who are ever so proud of themselves and their shitty little country with their shitty little mountains. Yikes!

rating: ★★★★★

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Australia

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Same as England with the difference that the population is made up of lazy and cultureless ex-convicts with a cockney accent – who believe that they are the hardest workers on the planet – Although totally racist they firmly believe that their country is the most multi-cultural country in the world! – yep -yep!

rating: ★★★★☆

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England

Friday, October 27th, 2006
A country where the women have bigger beer bellies then the average builder, the blokes like to kick the shit out of each other and kebabs are considered a delicacy. A lager-lad’s dream! No thank You!

rating: ★★★★★

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Gino the Cat

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Useless little shit – always sitting at my breakfast table! Somebody please run it over! Please!

rating: ★★★☆☆

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Bill O’Reilly

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

Billy O’Reilly is the Republican Party’s and the Fox network’s version of Joseph Goebbels. His blatant propaganda is promoted on his show as being free of spin – “the spin stops here” and is an insult to the restricted intelligence of his viewing public.

rating: ★★★½☆

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Elton John

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

There is plenty of people out there, who critisize him just because he is gay. Then again he is just a boring old buffter, Sir Elton, who ran out of steam 20 years ago. Your candle burned out long before your legend ever did. Too true!

rating: ★★★★★

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Prince Charles

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

If you want to see the result of centuries of in-breeding – here it is. Now would be a good time for the Brits to get rid off their monarchy once and forever! It can only get worse!

rating: ★★★★★

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Francesco Totti

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

For Americans soccer, or football as it is called in Europe, isn’t such a big thing. Francesco Totti, of Italy, is one of football’s so-called stars. Altough he is mainly famous for spitting at people, on or off the pitch, as well as falling to the ground (diving) as soon as a defender comes within a three foot range of him. This man is a disgrace and should be banned playing professionally for lifetime. No Thank you very much!

rating: ★★★★★

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Bon Jovi

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

A bunch of old farts from New Jersey with silly haircuts, trying to look cool, jumping around on stage – embarrassing. I also wonder how their fans keep their songs apart? The are basically all the same. Probably the worst Heavy Metal Band out there!. Come on boys – pack it in!

rating: ★★★★★

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Siegfried & Roy

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

Two german geezers named Siegfried and Uwe, wearing mullets and skimpy outfits, making it big in America, sounds like a dream – right? Wrong! Even their own white tigers don’t like them. Roys has been bitten by one in 2003 during a show in The Mirage. Rightly so - We hate them too!

rating: ★★★★☆

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Tom Cruise

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

How a drooling, dribbling and mumbling midget with a hideously big trunk in his face, can become a world-famous filmstar and than get to date all those lovely looking women, is beyond me. He has got about as much acting ability as my flower-pot. Three expressions, one of them is this hideous grin, I’ve forgotten about the other two, that’s about all he can manage. The mind boggles!

rating: ★★★★★★★★

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Oprah Winfrey

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

The queen of daytime television, who constantly abuses her apparent power to promote her cronies and brainwash her admitingly dull audience into buying things they don’t need and she profits from. Enough said – greedy little lying chubby woman on an ego trip. Check out the weblinks – there is a whole site dedicated to why Oprah sucks. There must be a reason why those guys got 65,000+ visitors in 2006.

rating: ★★★★★

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Roger Federer

Friday, October 20th, 2006

Not enough that Switzerland is possibly the second most boring country in the world – right behind Belgium – They also had to produce the most boring, uncharismatic and emotionless tennis player ever. Even his attempts on trying to be funny in advertising, backfire really, really badly! No Thank you! - What ever happened to personality??

rating: ★★★★★

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Sting

Friday, October 20th, 2006

And the winner is…  If there where to be a price for the most boring rock-musician in the unviserse, it would have to go to Sting for sure and that has got nothing to do with the fact that he used to be a school teacher. Admittedly he did have some bright spells when he was singing for ‘The Police’ in the 80s, but what he has produced since, is complete and utterly boring gibberish. No Thanks mate!

rating: ★★★★★

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