Ingredience: Take 10 ounces of bad weather, 1 extra large horribly dry turkey, a pinch of smelly stuffing, one frantic afternoon’s last-minute shopping. Mix that together with cheap wine, plenty of beer, relatives you can’t stand and trifle/Christmas pudding/mince pies for a couple of days – boiled at a hundred degrees indoors – don’t forget to sprinkle with the obvious boredom, board-games and bad jokes – I am sure you will be rewarded with severe constipation/diarrhea mentally and physically! Hence It comes to no surprise that most people commit suicide during the festive season. Who came up with all that crap? I’m off! Sod that – I can’t think of anything worse; Stop this rubbish!! Argghhhh
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You have to give it to them – they are daring, cheeky, courageous, brave, fearless, stout-hearted – to mess with a man’s/woman’s automobile in bright daylight. They risk to be attacked, abused or perhaps even injured by enraged drivers who are not willing to pay a fine under any circumstances! Then again if you look at them – and I’ve seen quite a few – they all seem to be enjoying it!! They grin, smirk, keep mocking us – showing no mercy what-so-ever! They think they are the prolonged arm of the law – superheros of the parking by-law legislation! But I think it’s their crappy revenge for not being able to get a proper job – stupid idiots! Let’s get rid of them once and for all! That would wipe the grin out of their face – that’s for sure!
You are trying to get to a very important meeting in the morning – pacing down the road trying to avoid the pedestrians in front of you as well as the walkers rushing the opposite direction! Until you get one of those bloody “slow-walkers” or even worse a bunch of “slow-walkers” in front of you. Are those douche-bags completely unaware what is going around them? Can’t they move out of the way? Do they have stop exactly at a spot where it is impossible to overtake them? Please somebody introduce fast-walking lanes on pavements – I have got a life to get on with!