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GoDaddy – Lets all LeaveDaddy!

admin — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 21:22:32 +0000

Lets all boycott the US hosting firm that supports the controversial Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA). This act is a disguised attempt by the U.S. government to introduce internet censorship pretending to fight online trafficking in copyrighted intellectual property and counterfeit goods. The truth however is that this act infringes on First Amendment rights, will cripple the internet and threaten free speech. So sod you GoDaddy!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Jon Bon Jovi – Whiner Extraordinaire

admin — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:22:08 +0000

John Francis Bongiovi, Jr. a.k.a. Jon Bon Jovi, disillusioned and desperate singer, songwriter from New Jersey, can’t stop the whining. In an interview with the Sunday Times Magazine, he said that he is holding Apple’s CEO Steve Jobs responsible for the terrible state of the music industry and the death of the music business. He goes and said: “God, it was a magical, magical time. I hate to sound like an old man now, but I am, and you mark my words, in a generation from now people are going to say: ‘What happened?’..”

I’m afraid he sounds so very much like a whinging, whining boring old fart who doesn’t get enough income from the royalties that his crap music produces, pretending that he cares for the interest of the music consuming public. He isn’t particularly Mr. current affairs either as MP3s have been around for almost 20 years now – not to mention Napster and other peer-to-peer file sharing services. The digital music revolution has happened – like it or not. Stop complaining you bloody looser!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

MS NOKIA

admin — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 13:58:22 +0000

After years of producing boring, uninspiring and useless mobil phones and smart phones using an operating system (Symbian and Meegoo) that was sluggish/unuseable/crashing at best it was no surprise at all that Nokia lost its grip on the mobil phone market. But instead of learning from their mistakes the only solution they could think of is to go to bed with Microsoft?? Are they completely insane!?? I hope Microsoft will suck you up and spit you out!

rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Ryan Air – no thrill flights at a first class price

admin — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:06:00 +0000

Ryan Air Boss Michael O’Leary is a swindler of the highest calibre! He manages to rip us off left right and center, pretending it us for our own good;

1) They lie about the destination! For example Ryan Air offers flights to Vienna (capital of Austria), when in fact they fly to Bratislava which is the capital of Slovakia the last time I looked, and is about 50 miles off. They list goes on and on… It’s like you ordering a latte and getting a cappucino! Not quite the same I dare say! So why are they allowed to do that???

2) You are only allowed to take ONE item of hand luggage up to maximum of 15 kilograms in container of a certain size, which is almost nothing compared to what you are allowed to bring on board with other airlines. A laptop and a couple of grundies that is it! That one item per person is stricktly enforced. You even have to cram your airport shopping into your bag. That is really bad!

3) In case you want to bring more of your stuff you have to pay a hefty 30 pounds sterling just to bring another 20 kilograms of luggage! That is 1.5 pounds per kilo! Just imagine you fly with a group of five!!!

4) When you book your flight – Ryan Air charges you a 5 pound fee per person/per flight for using a credit or debit card!!!!! What a rip off!! And another 8 pounds per person if you want to get on to the aircraft 5 minutes earlier then those who haven’t paid that stupid VIP fee. And yet there is no numbered seating!

5) During the online booking process, Ryan Air makes it really difficult to uncheck the “I don’t need a travel insurance” option. So you are quite likely to pay for something you don’t need. There is no need for that either!

6) The last time flying with Ryan Air, I ordered some food from the “Hungry?” menu. And I’m sure that is going to be the last time I ever order food from them. It said “Hot Ham & Cheese Ciabatta” and the picture next to it looked very promising. But I just could not find any Ham and just traces of cheese in my Ciabatta. I paid 5.60 pound sterling for that!!!! Unbelievable! And don’t even get me started on the prices the charge for their ridiculous expensive drinks! Bring your own I’d say!

Mr O’Leary, you are a con-artist and you should be ashamed of yourself! You are ripping us off! Lets boycot that cheating irish charlatan!

Bollocks to yea and your con-airline!

rating: 6 out of 6 stars

Bob Crow, working class thug and Millwall FC supporter – holding a nation at ransom!

admin — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:25:08 +0000

RMT – the National Union of Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers – is taking industrial action! Bob Crow’s union intends to disrupt the travel plans of 3 million Londoners, commuters and visitors with a 48-hour tube strike, bringing the network to a complete standstill from tonight. England football fans hoping to watch the World Cup qualifier against Andorra could be shut out of Wembley because of the strike, which is nice! – Take it out on your customers! Bob Crow, the RMT general secretary, who sounds very much like David Brent from the Office, is a constant reminder of the bad old days from the 1970s when narcissistic union bigheads could incapacitate a nation and cause misery for millions.

This should not be allowed to happen. Why should a small amount of people be allowed to make life difficult for so many. People who have to get to work back and forth, people who want to see a football match or people who have just come to visit. This whole thing stinks and those workers taking part in this industrial action should be sacked on the spot – there is plenty of unemployed people out there, who do want to work in times like this! Where the hell are we? – this is not Italy! Bollocks to you, and your greedy punch of thugs!

rating: 7 out of 7 stars

Sir Fred Goodwin – Bank Robber

admin — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:01:46 +0000

For those who are not familier with Sir Fred Goodwin – he is the former boss of Royal Bank of Scotland, who is 50, and is now enjoying his £700,000 annual pension. Well he was the boss of a bank you would argue, and he deservse a little bit of pocket money in his retirement! But he is also the guy who is responsible for the biggest loss in UK corporate history. Which is pretty bad. RBS’s future now hangs on the Government’s insurance scheme for banks’ toxic assets. Instead of being punished, I would suggest taring and feathering, he now gets send off with nice big fat pension – he must be laughing himself stupid – and there is not a lot the government can do about; Well done Sir! Seems like in the banking world you do get rewarded for fucking-up.

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Ebay – Ipay more like

admin — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:58:13 +0000

I have noticed recently – I hope you did too, that ebay not only charges you a lot of different fees for all sort of things, it now also makes you sign up with paypal as well – looks like it is compulsory. So I don’t know if those paypal tossers pay ebay for that – or perhaps ebay owns shares in paypal – either way – these are proper rip-off merchants and now you get fucked over twice. On top of that they seem to be getting increasingly paranoid about people selling counterfeit products – meaning they have spies online, who spy on your listings and tell ebay about it. HEY THEY SPY ON YOU TOO!!. It goes even that far if you i.e. want to sell a shopping bag from one of those famous fashion brands – I don’t even dare to say who – you get accused of encouraging others to sell counterfeit products and your listing gets taking off. Encouraging somebody to a criminal activity by selling an authentic shopping bag? How is this possible?? So aren’t the brand owners who give you the shooping bag in the first place guilty as well – hey they started it! Or aren’t we all innocent until proven guilty?? – Time to look for an ebay alternative!

rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Olympic Games

admin — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:51:04 +0000

Isn’t it true that those games were invented to bring together people from different nations - to compete in a friendly manner?? Not so – it’s all about which brand get’s the most exposure, has got the most viewers and ultimately sells the most products! – Hey, who can remember which team won the woman’s soccer at the olympic games 2008? – nobody! – right, nobody! And nobody cares about human rights abuse in China anymore either! Just show us another rowing event while we are enjoying our nice pint of lager! Great!

rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Rich Dad, Poor Dad

admin — Wed, 02 May 2007 10:17:22 +0000

The only person who gets richer here obviously is the author of this ridicously stupid book – Robert Kiyosaki. Who said you can’t make a purse out of a pig’s ear. If you want me to give a short version of the content – here it is: ‘Always look out for new opportunities in your life’ ; now that’s worth 10 bucks.
rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Donald Trump

admin — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:19:46 +0000

Arrogant asshole with a comb-over who has been bankrupt twice! You’re so fired!

Rhyming Slang: Donald [Donald Trump / Dump] as in “I’m going for a Donald – won’t be back for a while!”

rating: 5 out of 5 stars