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Jon Bon Jovi – Whiner Extraordinaire

admin — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:22:08 +0000

John Francis Bongiovi, Jr. a.k.a. Jon Bon Jovi, disillusioned and desperate singer, songwriter from New Jersey, can’t stop the whining. In an interview with the Sunday Times Magazine, he said that he is holding Apple’s CEO Steve Jobs responsible for the terrible state of the music industry and the death of the music business. He goes and said: “God, it was a magical, magical time. I hate to sound like an old man now, but I am, and you mark my words, in a generation from now people are going to say: ‘What happened?’..”

I’m afraid he sounds so very much like a whinging, whining boring old fart who doesn’t get enough income from the royalties that his crap music produces, pretending that he cares for the interest of the music consuming public. He isn’t particularly Mr. current affairs either as MP3s have been around for almost 20 years now – not to mention Napster and other peer-to-peer file sharing services. The digital music revolution has happened – like it or not. Stop complaining you bloody looser!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Fabio Capello

admin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:59:29 +0000

The new England football manager – who can’t or don’t want to speak english. How does the FA (The Football Association) source those loosers. There has been this constant stream of complete and utter incompetent football managers, who were managing the England team the last few years. How does one justify to pay them millions in return for nothing. Apparenlty over £4.8m plus an additional bonus in case of World Cup victory (dream on). Interesting is also the fact that his staff is now exclusively composed of Italians. The mind boggles!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Tony Blair

admin — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:20:26 +0000

I’m really amazed that somebody who lies everytime he opens his mouth, gets away with it. I could not wait to see the back of him. You snooty, lying, cheating, arse-licking loser! But – but there is justice! Just look at his wife Cherie Blair. What an ugly horrible looking bint. Just imagine waking up next to her in the morning! I hope I have seen the last of you!! Hang on – he just became a catholic – hope that’s it then!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Abba

admin — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:31:38 +0000

They are more embarrassing then your parents dancing to 70s music. And it’s probably that sort of music to get them dancing in the first place! Oh No! Look at their smug little faces, wearing their snazzy little cardigans. I thought they were extremely uncool when I was a kid – and well how should I put it – they still are! No change there! But hey – you have to give it to them: After ABBA the movie, Mamma Mia the musical and the record-beating, block-busting Mamma Mia 2008 cinema success – they really know how to milk a cow! Chummy bastards. Just hate them; I just made a mental note to hate Pierce Brosnan as well – he was in the movie – he must be getting old!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Celine Dion

admin — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:19:30 +0000

I just can’t stand her music – it’s awful, dreadful, abysmal, appallingly chessy, earpiercing rubbish. It’s so bad it should be banned! God only knows, who buys her records! Let’s boycott her!

rating: 6 out of 6 stars