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Ryan Air – no thrill flights at a first class price

admin — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:06:00 +0000

Ryan Air Boss Michael O’Leary is a swindler of the highest calibre! He manages to rip us off left right and center, pretending it us for our own good;

1) They lie about the destination! For example Ryan Air offers flights to Vienna (capital of Austria), when in fact they fly to Bratislava which is the capital of Slovakia the last time I looked, and is about 50 miles off. They list goes on and on… It’s like you ordering a latte and getting a cappucino! Not quite the same I dare say! So why are they allowed to do that???

2) You are only allowed to take ONE item of hand luggage up to maximum of 15 kilograms in container of a certain size, which is almost nothing compared to what you are allowed to bring on board with other airlines. A laptop and a couple of grundies that is it! That one item per person is stricktly enforced. You even have to cram your airport shopping into your bag. That is really bad!

3) In case you want to bring more of your stuff you have to pay a hefty 30 pounds sterling just to bring another 20 kilograms of luggage! That is 1.5 pounds per kilo! Just imagine you fly with a group of five!!!

4) When you book your flight – Ryan Air charges you a 5 pound fee per person/per flight for using a credit or debit card!!!!! What a rip off!! And another 8 pounds per person if you want to get on to the aircraft 5 minutes earlier then those who haven’t paid that stupid VIP fee. And yet there is no numbered seating!

5) During the online booking process, Ryan Air makes it really difficult to uncheck the “I don’t need a travel insurance” option. So you are quite likely to pay for something you don’t need. There is no need for that either!

6) The last time flying with Ryan Air, I ordered some food from the “Hungry?” menu. And I’m sure that is going to be the last time I ever order food from them. It said “Hot Ham & Cheese Ciabatta” and the picture next to it looked very promising. But I just could not find any Ham and just traces of cheese in my Ciabatta. I paid 5.60 pound sterling for that!!!! Unbelievable! And don’t even get me started on the prices the charge for their ridiculous expensive drinks! Bring your own I’d say!

Mr O’Leary, you are a con-artist and you should be ashamed of yourself! You are ripping us off! Lets boycot that cheating irish charlatan!

Bollocks to yea and your con-airline!

rating: 6 out of 6 stars

Bob Crow, working class thug and Millwall FC supporter – holding a nation at ransom!

admin — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:25:08 +0000

RMT – the National Union of Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers – is taking industrial action! Bob Crow’s union intends to disrupt the travel plans of 3 million Londoners, commuters and visitors with a 48-hour tube strike, bringing the network to a complete standstill from tonight. England football fans hoping to watch the World Cup qualifier against Andorra could be shut out of Wembley because of the strike, which is nice! – Take it out on your customers! Bob Crow, the RMT general secretary, who sounds very much like David Brent from the Office, is a constant reminder of the bad old days from the 1970s when narcissistic union bigheads could incapacitate a nation and cause misery for millions.

This should not be allowed to happen. Why should a small amount of people be allowed to make life difficult for so many. People who have to get to work back and forth, people who want to see a football match or people who have just come to visit. This whole thing stinks and those workers taking part in this industrial action should be sacked on the spot – there is plenty of unemployed people out there, who do want to work in times like this! Where the hell are we? – this is not Italy! Bollocks to you, and your greedy punch of thugs!

rating: 7 out of 7 stars

Ugly – Uglier – Ugg

admin — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 15:50:28 +0000

They are just plain ugly! They turn your feet into un-shapely huge blobs! And they are made in Australia! Originally designed for farmers wanting to keep their feet warm. - Let’s keep it this way! BTW: Leonardo DiCaprio wears them! ahhh

rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Icesave – Icelandic anchors

admin — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:22:14 +0000

Hang on guys – what does one know about Iceland apart from the obvious facts: That it is a land of farmers and fishermen. That they borrowed too much because of greed. That they have huge household debts amounting to 213% of the disposable income. That the country’s banking system collapsed under pressure from the credit crunch after borrowing a massive amount of $180 billion in 2007. That the Icelandic economy is worth only $18.6 billion. That that isn’t going to work out! So now nobody knows what’s going to happen with those saving accounts from the UK savers who banked with Landsbanki and Kaupthing!!! Stick to your bloody fishing-boats you Icelandic Cxxts!

rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

France

admin — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 15:31:20 +0000

France would be really a nice country if it wouldn’t be for the French. I don’t really know where to begin – there are so many things that are wrong with France; But it’s mainly their attitude that annoys me the most, which might be sort of a complex caused by fact that Napoleon did get his ass kicked a couple of times. Mon Dieux! Check out the weblinks there are tons of web-sites out there explaining why France sucks! We are not alone! Hold on – I almost forgot – contrary to the common believe they are lousy lovers and the women got hairy armpits! Nice!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Switzerland

admin — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 14:51:54 +0000

If there is one country we could do without – it has to be Switzerland! A country of self-righteous, racist, boring, cheese-munching, alp-horn blowing, yodeling inbreeds, who are ever so proud of themselves and their shitty little country with their shitty little mountains. Yikes!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Australia

admin — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 14:41:31 +0000

Same as England with the difference that the population is made up of lazy and cultureless ex-convicts with a cockney accent – who believe that they are the hardest workers on the planet – Although totally racist they firmly believe that their country is the most multi-cultural country in the world! – yep -yep!

rating: 4 out of 5 stars

England

admin — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 14:18:54 +0000

A country where the women have bigger beer bellies then the average builder, the blokes like to kick the shit out of each other and kebabs are considered a delicacy. A lager-lad’s dream! No thank You!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars