Ingredience: Take 10 ounces of bad weather, 1 extra large horribly dry turkey, a pinch of smelly stuffing, one frantic afternoon’s last-minute shopping. Mix that together with cheap wine, plenty of beer, relatives you can’t stand and trifle/Christmas pudding/mince pies for a couple of days – boiled at a hundred degrees indoors – don’t forget to sprinkle with the obvious boredom, board-games and bad jokes – I am sure you will be rewarded with severe constipation/diarrhea mentally and physically! Hence It comes to no surprise that most people commit suicide during the festive season. Who came up with all that crap? I’m off! Sod that – I can’t think of anything worse; Stop this rubbish!! Argghhhh
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