Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category

Swordfish, the movie

Friday, July 6th, 2007

One would think if you have John Travolta, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle and Vinnie Jones thrown together in a movie, the outcome would be somewhat interesting. Not so! The story probably was written by a pubescent 12 year old. How else could we explain a scene where the world-wide computer super-hacker breaks an unbreakable code in under one minute whilst been given a blow-job. Come on guys! Probably the worst movie I have ever seen… Very bad indeed.

rating: ★★★☆☆

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Tom Cruise

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

How a drooling, dribbling and mumbling midget with a hideously big trunk in his face, can become a world-famous filmstar and than get to date all those lovely looking women, is beyond me. He has got about as much acting ability as my flower-pot. Three expressions, one of them is this hideous grin, I’ve forgotten about the other two, that’s about all he can manage. The mind boggles!

rating: ★★★★★★★★

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