How the fuck did these idiots get famous? They’re S.H.I.T. Check out the song on their album where they spell out some old crap about “kissing Casios” -wankers! Somebody needs to pull the power chord on these losers.
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Archive for the ‘Music’ Category
Hot Chip by Hot Chip
Friday, November 17th, 2006iPods
Saturday, November 4th, 2006
Here a few things to think about: Bono from U2 has got his own version (yes the bloody red one), they lie about the battery life, everybody has got one (so much to exclusivity) and they are dead when they fall down. if you happen to own one of those new iPhones make sure you are close to a power-socket at all times, because you are going to run out of juice pretty quickly. Thanks god Apple made those batteries unchangeable! One more thing: all the songs you download, have that stupid rights-management built in; So if you do a home movie about your trip to Spain with your favourite song as soundtrack and send it to your girlfriend, she won’t be able to listen to the music! That sucks – thank you Steve! Last month, even Wired magazine announced that the iPod was “tired”.
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Abba
Saturday, October 28th, 2006
They are more embarrassing then your parents dancing to 70s music. And it’s probably that sort of music to get them dancing in the first place! Oh No! Look at their smug little faces, wearing their snazzy little cardigans. I thought they were extremely uncool when I was a kid – and well how should I put it – they still are! No change there! But hey – you have to give it to them: After ABBA the movie, Mamma Mia the musical and the record-beating, block-busting Mamma Mia 2008 cinema success – they really know how to milk a cow! Chummy bastards. Just hate them; I just made a mental note to hate Pierce Brosnan as well – he was in the movie – he must be getting old!
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Celine Dion
Saturday, October 28th, 2006
I just can’t stand her music – it’s awful, dreadful, abysmal, appallingly chessy, earpiercing rubbish. It’s so bad it should be banned! God only knows, who buys her records! Let’s boycott her!
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Cliff Richard
Friday, October 27th, 2006
This born-again christian with the worst dress-sense ever is the all-time most successful pop-musician in the UK. Who would have believed that. However Sir Cliff Richard has decided not to release any albums anymore since Chris Evans announced in 1998 not to play any of the singer’s records on his breakfast show, an idea many other broadcasters took up! Oh No – what a shame! And believe it or not – he still is the most hated man on this very web-site! And as Del Boy Trotter from Only Fools and Horses says: “He has got one of them faces you just want to slap!!!”
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Elton John
Saturday, October 21st, 2006
There is plenty of people out there, who critisize him just because he is gay. Then again he is just a boring old buffter, Sir Elton, who ran out of steam 20 years ago. Your candle burned out long before your legend ever did. Too true!
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Bon Jovi
Saturday, October 21st, 2006
A bunch of old farts from New Jersey with silly haircuts, trying to look cool, jumping around on stage – embarrassing. I also wonder how their fans keep their songs apart? The are basically all the same. Probably the worst Heavy Metal Band out there!. Come on boys – pack it in!
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Sting
Friday, October 20th, 2006
And the winner is… If there where to be a price for the most boring rock-musician in the unviserse, it would have to go to Sting for sure and that has got nothing to do with the fact that he used to be a school teacher. Admittedly he did have some bright spells when he was singing for ‘The Police’ in the 80s, but what he has produced since, is complete and utterly boring gibberish. No Thanks mate!
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Bono
Thursday, October 19th, 2006
Bono of U2 has to to be my all-time number one – the complete sell-out. Not enough that he abuses every charity event around the globe to promote his own crappy music, he also at all times has to wear this silly, stupid-looking sunglasses for no apparent reason. If he cares so much for the poor people in Africa and around the globe, why doesn’t he give his own money, which he has ample of, to them instead of pestering us with his permanent television appearances. And what kind of a name is Bono anyway – sounds like some extra greasy salad-dressing to me. No thank you!
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