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Ryan Air – no thrill flights at a first class price

admin — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:06:00 +0000

Ryan Air Boss Michael O’Leary is a swindler of the highest calibre! He manages to rip us off left right and center, pretending it us for our own good;

1) They lie about the destination! For example Ryan Air offers flights to Vienna (capital of Austria), when in fact they fly to Bratislava which is the capital of Slovakia the last time I looked, and is about 50 miles off. They list goes on and on… It’s like you ordering a latte and getting a cappucino! Not quite the same I dare say! So why are they allowed to do that???

2) You are only allowed to take ONE item of hand luggage up to maximum of 15 kilograms in container of a certain size, which is almost nothing compared to what you are allowed to bring on board with other airlines. A laptop and a couple of grundies that is it! That one item per person is stricktly enforced. You even have to cram your airport shopping into your bag. That is really bad!

3) In case you want to bring more of your stuff you have to pay a hefty 30 pounds sterling just to bring another 20 kilograms of luggage! That is 1.5 pounds per kilo! Just imagine you fly with a group of five!!!

4) When you book your flight – Ryan Air charges you a 5 pound fee per person/per flight for using a credit or debit card!!!!! What a rip off!! And another 8 pounds per person if you want to get on to the aircraft 5 minutes earlier then those who haven’t paid that stupid VIP fee. And yet there is no numbered seating!

5) During the online booking process, Ryan Air makes it really difficult to uncheck the “I don’t need a travel insurance” option. So you are quite likely to pay for something you don’t need. There is no need for that either!

6) The last time flying with Ryan Air, I ordered some food from the “Hungry?” menu. And I’m sure that is going to be the last time I ever order food from them. It said “Hot Ham & Cheese Ciabatta” and the picture next to it looked very promising. But I just could not find any Ham and just traces of cheese in my Ciabatta. I paid 5.60 pound sterling for that!!!! Unbelievable! And don’t even get me started on the prices the charge for their ridiculous expensive drinks! Bring your own I’d say!

Mr O’Leary, you are a con-artist and you should be ashamed of yourself! You are ripping us off! Lets boycot that cheating irish charlatan!

Bollocks to yea and your con-airline!

rating: 6 out of 6 stars

Sir Fred Goodwin – Bank Robber

admin — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:01:46 +0000

For those who are not familier with Sir Fred Goodwin – he is the former boss of Royal Bank of Scotland, who is 50, and is now enjoying his £700,000 annual pension. Well he was the boss of a bank you would argue, and he deservse a little bit of pocket money in his retirement! But he is also the guy who is responsible for the biggest loss in UK corporate history. Which is pretty bad. RBS’s future now hangs on the Government’s insurance scheme for banks’ toxic assets. Instead of being punished, I would suggest taring and feathering, he now gets send off with nice big fat pension – he must be laughing himself stupid – and there is not a lot the government can do about; Well done Sir! Seems like in the banking world you do get rewarded for fucking-up.

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Janice Turner – columnist and feature writer for The Times Newspaper

admin — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 13:47:36 +0000

In an article from January 31, 2009 this woman writes under the headline of quote:”Total stupidity makes British patience snap” – No – your stupidity makes us snap! For some reason I thought that The Times Newspaper is a quality newspaper and their articles a well written and cleverly researched unlike that of other tabloids. What happened? For example when Janice Turner writes: “Wake up, guys. Morality should enter economic decision-making…” – doesn’t she use her brain before using the the enter key on her keyboard?? Since when has morality ever been involved in economic decision-making! Neither does that woman find it strange that when quote: “In 2007, when Gordon Brown announced that he would be “drawing on the talents of all to create British jobs for British workers”, I was lambasted by friends and colleagues, even called a BNP stooge, for agreeing.” — that we are talking populist Nazi-propaganda here and there is a reason the BNP agrees!!!! Where does The Times source there columnists from I wonder? What happened to quality journalism??

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Ponytails on middle-aged men! What a sight!

admin — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 15:31:24 +0000

According to the wikipedia definition, a ponytail is a style of arranging hair that gets its name from its resemblance to the undocked tail of a pony (small horse); Depending on fashions, it may also be worn toward one side of the head (over one ear), or on the very top of the head (a topknot, allowing the hair to fall down the back or one side of the head). Particularly nice when worn in combination of a mullet! Why is a ponytail called ponytail? Because if you lift it up – you most likely will find an arsehole underneath! That old saying is true unfortunately for all you ponytail-wearing losers out there; Also a good way of covering up the thinning of the hair at the back of your head! Still looking for a nice shot for demonstration purposes; But I guess you all know what I’m talking about!

rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Traffic Wardens/Parking enforcement officers

admin — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:11:00 +0000

You have to give it to them – they are daring, cheeky, courageous, brave, fearless, stout-hearted – to mess with a man’s/woman’s automobile in bright daylight. They risk to be attacked, abused or perhaps even injured by enraged drivers who are not willing to pay a fine under any circumstances! Then again if you look at them – and I’ve seen quite a few – they all seem to be enjoying it!! They grin, smirk, keep mocking us – showing no mercy what-so-ever! They think they are the prolonged arm of the law – superheros of the parking by-law legislation! But I think it’s their crappy revenge for not being able to get a proper job – stupid idiots! Let’s get rid of them once and for all! That would wipe the grin out of their face – that’s for sure!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Slow-Walkers – get lost!

admin — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:53:42 +0000

You are trying to get to a very important meeting in the morning – pacing down the road trying to avoid the pedestrians in front of you as well as the walkers rushing the opposite direction! Until you get one of those bloody “slow-walkers” or even worse a bunch of “slow-walkers” in front of you. Are those douche-bags completely unaware what is going around them? Can’t they move out of the way? Do they have stop exactly at a spot where it is impossible to overtake them? Please somebody introduce fast-walking lanes on pavements – I have got a life to get on with!

rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Alistair Darling

admin — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:28:38 +0000

Britain is facing “arguably the worst” economic downturn in 60 years which will be “more profound and long-lasting” than people had expected, Alistair Darling, tells the Guardian in an interview which was published on the 30th of August 2008. But Mr. Darling isn’t just any ordinary person – no – he is the Chancellor of the Exchequer and therefore responsible for economic and financial matters in the British Cabinet. The Chancellor is the equivalent of the Minister of Finance or Secretary of the Treasury in other nations. What an idiot – instead trying to calm the situation, giving people confidence – he has to go running around shouting: “the house is on fire” – there is no need for that! Somebody please sack that stupid owl-faced twit!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Icesave – Icelandic anchors

admin — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:22:14 +0000

Hang on guys – what does one know about Iceland apart from the obvious facts: That it is a land of farmers and fishermen. That they borrowed too much because of greed. That they have huge household debts amounting to 213% of the disposable income. That the country’s banking system collapsed under pressure from the credit crunch after borrowing a massive amount of $180 billion in 2007. That the Icelandic economy is worth only $18.6 billion. That that isn’t going to work out! So now nobody knows what’s going to happen with those saving accounts from the UK savers who banked with Landsbanki and Kaupthing!!! Stick to your bloody fishing-boats you Icelandic Cxxts!

rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Fabio Capello

admin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:59:29 +0000

The new England football manager – who can’t or don’t want to speak english. How does the FA (The Football Association) source those loosers. There has been this constant stream of complete and utter incompetent football managers, who were managing the England team the last few years. How does one justify to pay them millions in return for nothing. Apparenlty over £4.8m plus an additional bonus in case of World Cup victory (dream on). Interesting is also the fact that his staff is now exclusively composed of Italians. The mind boggles!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Tony Blair

admin — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:20:26 +0000

I’m really amazed that somebody who lies everytime he opens his mouth, gets away with it. I could not wait to see the back of him. You snooty, lying, cheating, arse-licking loser! But – but there is justice! Just look at his wife Cherie Blair. What an ugly horrible looking bint. Just imagine waking up next to her in the morning! I hope I have seen the last of you!! Hang on – he just became a catholic – hope that’s it then!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Abba

admin — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:31:38 +0000

They are more embarrassing then your parents dancing to 70s music. And it’s probably that sort of music to get them dancing in the first place! Oh No! Look at their smug little faces, wearing their snazzy little cardigans. I thought they were extremely uncool when I was a kid – and well how should I put it – they still are! No change there! But hey – you have to give it to them: After ABBA the movie, Mamma Mia the musical and the record-beating, block-busting Mamma Mia 2008 cinema success – they really know how to milk a cow! Chummy bastards. Just hate them; I just made a mental note to hate Pierce Brosnan as well – he was in the movie – he must be getting old!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Celine Dion

admin — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:19:30 +0000

I just can’t stand her music – it’s awful, dreadful, abysmal, appallingly chessy, earpiercing rubbish. It’s so bad it should be banned! God only knows, who buys her records! Let’s boycott her!

rating: 6 out of 6 stars

Cliff Richard

admin — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:42:34 +0000

This born-again christian with the worst dress-sense ever is the all-time most successful pop-musician in the UK. Who would have believed that. However Sir Cliff Richard has decided not to release any albums anymore since Chris Evans announced in 1998 not to play any of the singer’s records on his breakfast show, an idea many other broadcasters took up! Oh No – what a shame! And believe it or not – he still is the most hated man on this very web-site! And as Del Boy Trotter from Only Fools and Horses says: “He has got one of them faces you just want to slap!!!”

rating: 0 out of 5 stars

Alex Rodriguez

admin — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:24:50 +0000

A-Rod – another fine classic example of an overpaid under-achiever. This New York Yankee striker never strikes when he is under pressure! No chance!

rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Donald Trump

admin — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:19:46 +0000

Arrogant asshole with a comb-over who has been bankrupt twice! You’re so fired!

Rhyming Slang: Donald [Donald Trump / Dump] as in “I’m going for a Donald – won’t be back for a while!”

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Bill O’Reilly

admin — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:18:38 +0000

Billy O’Reilly is the Republican Party’s and the Fox network’s version of Joseph Goebbels. His blatant propaganda is promoted on his show as being free of spin – “the spin stops here” and is an insult to the restricted intelligence of his viewing public.

rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Elton John

admin — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:29:16 +0000

There is plenty of people out there, who critisize him just because he is gay. Then again he is just a boring old buffter, Sir Elton, who ran out of steam 20 years ago. Your candle burned out long before your legend ever did. Too true!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Prince Charles

admin — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:04:04 +0000

If you want to see the result of centuries of in-breeding – here it is. Now would be a good time for the Brits to get rid off their monarchy once and forever! It can only get worse!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Francesco Totti

admin — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:55:46 +0000

For Americans soccer, or football as it is called in Europe, isn’t such a big thing. Francesco Totti, of Italy, is one of football’s so-called stars. Altough he is mainly famous for spitting at people, on or off the pitch, as well as falling to the ground (diving) as soon as a defender comes within a three foot range of him. This man is a disgrace and should be banned playing professionally for lifetime. No Thank you very much!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Bon Jovi

admin — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:45:57 +0000

A bunch of old farts from New Jersey with silly haircuts, trying to look cool, jumping around on stage – embarrassing. I also wonder how their fans keep their songs apart? The are basically all the same. Probably the worst Heavy Metal Band out there!. Come on boys – pack it in!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars