Archive for the ‘People’ Category

Siegfried & Roy

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

Two german geezers named Siegfried and Uwe, wearing mullets and skimpy outfits, making it big in America, sounds like a dream – right? Wrong! Even their own white tigers don’t like them. Roys has been bitten by one in 2003 during a show in The Mirage. Rightly so - We hate them too!

rating: ★★★★☆

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Tom Cruise

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

How a drooling, dribbling and mumbling midget with a hideously big trunk in his face, can become a world-famous filmstar and than get to date all those lovely looking women, is beyond me. He has got about as much acting ability as my flower-pot. Three expressions, one of them is this hideous grin, I’ve forgotten about the other two, that’s about all he can manage. The mind boggles!

rating: ★★★★★★★★

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Oprah Winfrey

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

The queen of daytime television, who constantly abuses her apparent power to promote her cronies and brainwash her admitingly dull audience into buying things they don’t need and she profits from. Enough said – greedy little lying chubby woman on an ego trip. Check out the weblinks – there is a whole site dedicated to why Oprah sucks. There must be a reason why those guys got 65,000+ visitors in 2006.

rating: ★★★★★

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Sting

Friday, October 20th, 2006

And the winner is…  If there where to be a price for the most boring rock-musician in the unviserse, it would have to go to Sting for sure and that has got nothing to do with the fact that he used to be a school teacher. Admittedly he did have some bright spells when he was singing for ‘The Police’ in the 80s, but what he has produced since, is complete and utterly boring gibberish. No Thanks mate!

rating: ★★★★★

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Roger Federer

Friday, October 20th, 2006

Not enough that Switzerland is possibly the second most boring country in the world – right behind Belgium – They also had to produce the most boring, uncharismatic and emotionless tennis player ever. Even his attempts on trying to be funny in advertising, backfire really, really badly! No Thank you! - What ever happened to personality??

rating: ★★★★★

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Bono

Thursday, October 19th, 2006

Bono of U2 has to to be my all-time number one – the complete sell-out. Not enough that he abuses every charity event around the globe to promote his own crappy music, he also at all times has to wear this silly, stupid-looking sunglasses for no apparent reason. If he cares so much for the poor people in Africa and around the globe, why doesn’t he give his own money, which he has ample of, to them instead of pestering us with his permanent television appearances. And what kind of a name is Bono anyway – sounds like some extra greasy salad-dressing to me. No thank you!

rating: ★

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