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Jon Bon Jovi – Whiner Extraordinaire

admin — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:22:08 +0000

John Francis Bongiovi, Jr. a.k.a. Jon Bon Jovi, disillusioned and desperate singer, songwriter from New Jersey, can’t stop the whining. In an interview with the Sunday Times Magazine, he said that he is holding Apple’s CEO Steve Jobs responsible for the terrible state of the music industry and the death of the music business. He goes and said: “God, it was a magical, magical time. I hate to sound like an old man now, but I am, and you mark my words, in a generation from now people are going to say: ‘What happened?’..”

I’m afraid he sounds so very much like a whinging, whining boring old fart who doesn’t get enough income from the royalties that his crap music produces, pretending that he cares for the interest of the music consuming public. He isn’t particularly Mr. current affairs either as MP3s have been around for almost 20 years now – not to mention Napster and other peer-to-peer file sharing services. The digital music revolution has happened – like it or not. Stop complaining you bloody looser!

rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Siegfried & Roy

admin — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:29:25 +0000

Two german geezers named Siegfried and Uwe, wearing mullets and skimpy outfits, making it big in America, sounds like a dream – right? Wrong! Even their own white tigers don’t like them. Roys has been bitten by one in 2003 during a show in The Mirage. Rightly so - We hate them too!

rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Tom Cruise

admin — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:07:19 +0000

How a drooling, dribbling and mumbling midget with a hideously big trunk in his face, can become a world-famous filmstar and than get to date all those lovely looking women, is beyond me. He has got about as much acting ability as my flower-pot. Three expressions, one of them is this hideous grin, I’ve forgotten about the other two, that’s about all he can manage. The mind boggles!

rating: 8 out of 8 stars