I bloody hate YOU! » mince pies http://www.bloodyhateyou.com I hate you with a vengeance! Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:13:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Blarry Christmas – Xmess http://www.bloodyhateyou.com/2008/11/blurry-christmas/ http://www.bloodyhateyou.com/2008/11/blurry-christmas/#comments Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:33:10 +0000 admin http://www.bloodyhateyou.com/?p=369 xmasIngredience: Take 10 ounces of bad weather,  1 extra large horribly dry turkey, a pinch of smelly stuffing,  one frantic afternoon’s last-minute shopping. Mix that together with cheap wine, plenty of beer, relatives you can’t stand and trifle/Christmas pudding/mince pies for a couple of days – boiled at a hundred degrees indoors – don’t forget to sprinkle with the obvious boredom, board-games and bad jokes  – I am sure you will be rewarded with severe constipation/diarrhea mentally and physically! Hence It comes to no surprise that most people commit suicide during the festive season. Who came up with all that crap? I’m off! Sod that – I can’t think of anything worse; Stop this rubbish!! Argghhhh

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